including the snapshots and the movie clips.
This song is from How I Met Your Mother, sung by character "Barney Stinson."
I know what you’re thinking.
What’s Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot.
Yes I coulda've nailed her,
but, no, it’s not a failure.
‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not.
To score a ten would be just fine,
but I’d rather be dressed to the nines.
It’s a truth you can’t refute.
Nothing suits me like a suit!
Picture a world where all the girls and boys
are impeccably well dressed.
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie.
That puppy in the double-breast.
That ’80s dude in mutton chops.
That baby with a lollipop.
That lady cop who’s kinda cute.
Nothing suits ‘em like a suit!
A wingman I can wear.
They’re oh so debonair.
The perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues.
In navy blue or black.
Check out this perfect rack.
I want to give them a squeeze.
Oh really?
Then answer these questions, if you please.
What would you do if you had to choose
between your suits and a pot of gold?
-Suits.
What would you say,
if you gave your suits away in return you’d never grow old?
-Suits.
What would you pick one million chicks,
or a single three-piece suit?
It’s moot.
What if world peace were within your reach …
- I’m gonna stop you right there. It’s suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.
Two! Three! Four!
Girls will go and girls will come,
but there’s only one absolute.
Every bro on the go needs to know
that there’s no accepted substitute.
I’m sorry suits, let’s make amends.
My Sunday best are my best friends.
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute.
‘Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute like a
…. wait for it …
Suit!
(Nothing suits me like a suit!)
(Suit up! Suit up! Suit up! Suit up! Suit!!!)
Then again, she is pretty hot.
Frankly speaking, I'm a Friends maniac. I've seen the whole season over twenty times since the very first Wednesday, 2005, when I was in the 10th grade. I can memorize some scripts without seeing or hearing the scene, and I can memorize almost all the lines when I listen to the scene. However, recently my so-called favorite TV show has been changed. It's How I Met Your Mother. One of the greatest things of this show is there are a lot of things like this song and the Super Date song. I'm not particularly talking about songs. The show is not just about actors reading lines. There are a lot of amusing techniques that make me fascinated. I can't describe those in this short writing. If there's a chance, I'll write another post about those features.
